Friday, August 29, 2008

Goodness only knows what he’ll be like by 30

There are some phone conversations people have in public that are really difficult not to react to. The guy on the train last night was one of them.

He got a phone call from a friend inviting him out for drinks at a pub that was pretty much on his way home. He seemed keen but said he’d need to call his girlfriend because he thought “she generally liked at least a day’s notice”.

He then called his girlfriend. And pleaded with her to come out because he hadn’t seen these friends since Christmas and they were only in the area today before they went back to university and if he didn’t meet them tonight then he wouldn’t see them again for months etc etc.

She clearly wasn’t keen. And he started apologising for his friends’ short notice and general crapness. But he said he’d go anyway and understood that she didn’t want to.

Five minutes later she called back and after another rather whiney conversation he agreed that it was very rude of his friends to have invited him like this and that he would go straight home after all and catch up with them at some other point when they were better organised. Given these friends were students, he might be waiting quite a while before they start scheduling meetings.

This guy was in his early twenties for goodness’ sake.

I just found it so sad.

And even sadder perhaps that he didn’t think this series of phone calls was one he should be too embarassed to have in public.

I wonder if anyone else sitting near us was hearing the sound of whips in their heads like I was. Coz seriously, the definition of pussy-whipped has got to include a photo of this guy.

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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Bang bang *!?% crash *!?% wallop *!?%

There’s some building work going on at the back of my office building. And it’s driving me crazy.

The banging’s giving me a headache but that’s no-one’s fault, it’s understandable. The pain is that the builders yell and swear whilst they’re working and each word comes through clearly to our office. It makes for some very awkward phone conversations.

I could do with a third arm - a hand to hold the phone, one to use my mouse/pen/keyboard and one to press the mute button on and off to cover all the times I’m not speaking. Coz I’m almost managing with two hands but it’s getting me into an almighty muddle.

I’ve been out to have a look at what they’re doing and so far it seems to be the beginning of some seriously sturdy looking scaffolding. Which suggests that work will be going on for a while.

Sigh.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Incidentally…

Just wanted to say sorry to those two of you that read this regularly who may be feeling queasy as the result of my frequent fonts change recently.

I hope it settles down now. Blog.com’s never been good about handling cut and paste but now I’m having problems with every post because it’s defaulting to times new roman (which I hate) and I’m having problems remembering which font I used before.

It should be consistent now. Apologies for the turbulence!

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And with the echoing stomp of a massive carbon footprint…

…they’re gone.

 

Yesterday was the official first day of Russian Gal and Music Man’s new life in Russia. Yup, two of my best friends have relocated to the other side of the continent and now I have to get a visa each time I want to go out drinking with them.

 

It’s been coming for a while - the announcement in March, the leaving party in May, the finalised date in June, the first departure in July and the second in August…

 

So I definitely can’t say it came without warning, but it’s turned out to be like ripping off a plaster slowly - drawing out the agony doesn’t make it smart less once it’s finally torn away.

 

I cried after I said goodbye to RG when she left last month, I cried again after saying goodbye to MM last week, and I’m crying again now that I know they’re properly 100% gone. That’s a lot of crying. Fortunately they both made sure I’d imbibed plenty of liquid before they went so I wasn’t in danger of drying up. My tears probably have the alcohol content of strong lager but hopefully less bubbles.

 

They plan to stay in Moscow for at least a couple of years. It had better not be any longer than that or I fully intend to fabricate some story about them working for MI5 so they get chucked out of the country. Or maybe send them a poster of Dobby the House Elf - as long as Putin’s around, that really should count as a subversive act.

 

But until then, I will miss them.

 

I’ll miss them because they’re spontaneous - pretty much the only friends I’ve got that can and do persuade me to do something out of the ordinary. Because we’ll talk for hours about almost any topic and usually I’ll hurt myself laughing while we do. Because they’re a couple (married three years now, yikes!) who seem never to have received the leaflet on how to make a single friend feel like a third wheel. Because they know me so well that they once gave me four options for a birthday present and they were all perfect. Because they’re fun, generous, open, caring and a million other adjectives that make them good to be around.

(These splurts of sentimentality on this blog are really getting out of hand! But since I write what I’m thinking about, so be it.)

I will continue to think of my absent friends and email them often I’m sure. But the blow will only be softened as soon as I get around to visiting them in Moscow. And in the meantime, I hope they’re using their time wisely and researching decent bars to take me to!

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Hamlet mostly

I had a great weekend. 

I was staying at Redhead’s. I was particularly pleased that we’d arranged to spend the weekend together since our respective plans for the next few months made it likely that we wouldn’t see much of each other at all. That might have changed since I’ve re-thought my plans a bit but it was still good to catch up.

We spent a lot of time chatting (as always) and eating (Redhead is a seriously good cook) and had a few beers. Got some shopping in too. And met up with an old friend which was a lovely addition.

We’ve also added ‘wigwam’ to the long long list of words and phrases that make us both crack up for reasons unfathomable to anyone else.

The main event of the weekend though, was seeing Hamlet and visiting Stratford-upon-Avon. We stayed there Saturday night and did the Shakespeare sites Saturday afternoon and Sunday around seeing Hamlet on Saturday night.

The production’s proved so popular that tickets were considered to be like gold dust. I was just happy to have seats at all but we actually had incredible tickets - maybe ten rows back, only four seats right of the exact middle, raised so we were at eye level with the actors and with no-one in front of us - and paid only £18 each.

They were sold to me as restricted view but my view was perfect. And although Redhead had a pillar in her sight-line, it was quite narrow and, she assured me, easy to avoid so long as the people behind don’t complain at her moving her head from time-to-time (which they didn’t and were unlikely to since they were higher up anyway).

I thought that maybe the RSC were just really inexpensive (we were waaaay out of London after all!) but Redhead took a sneaky peek at the tickets of some people near us and they’d paid £35 each so I guess we just got lucky.

The actual play was simply incredible.

Of all the Shakespearean productions I’ve seen, this was the first one when I haven’t known the text pretty well. I’ve only ever read Hamlet once and that was a quick read not a studied one. So I thought it said a lot for the quality of the acting that I didn’t once have to struggle to interpret the language.

I remember finding a lot of the characters quite odd when I read it, their actions confusing or simply unrealistic. But each role was interpreted so well that every motive and meaning seemed clear - even Hamlet’s, who I remember as a rather bewildering character. I thought David Tennant was excellent. He held the audience brilliantly, taking us with him at every moment as he rapidly switches between comedy, grief, despair and fury.

Patrick Stewart was as good as I expected (which was very!). He drew my sympathy as well as my repulsion with his version of Claudius. And he was impressively imposing as Old Hamlet.

The rest of the cast was spot on too, making ridiculous characters likeable and creepy characters understandable. And unlike every other Shakespearian play I’ve seen (and many other plays too), there wasn’t even one actor who believed they needed to deliver every line in a shout.

So that was Hamlet. Just awesome. I just hope the rest of my Shakespeare circuit (there are so many I haven’t seen, it’s appalling!) are even half as good.

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Friday, August 22, 2008

London is dead…

…there’s nobody here.

Seriously - where is everybody?

I didn’t have to queue to buy coffee this morning. I got a seat on the bus despite only just making it. And the few people standing on the train were doing so by choice.

So weird.

My former boss used to tell me that you could tell the state of the economy by how many people were around during August and on Friday afternoons. Since this is both (and bank holiday weekend to boot) and we all know the economy’s ground to a halt, I guess I should just be surprised that I can see anyone at all.

Which I can. Just. If I stick my head out the window and look down the street.

Or wait til the next London sightseeing bus goes past.

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Not actually a piece for claustrophobics anonymous


I noticed the incredulous look on her face as soon as she started reading my draft.

Oh no, I thought, she hates it. What have I done wrong?

After a few minutes she looked up and made some general constructive remarks before saying: “I’m glad they got out-and-about a bit more than I expected from the title.”

“What title?” I asked confused, “I just headed it ‘day in the life’ didn’t I?”

“No, actually. You’ve called it ‘day in the lift’… Might have been a bit limited had you stuck with that.”

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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Drinking pledge

I think that September, when it comes, will have to be a month of moderation. July and August have been decidedly not so. I’ve been having lots and lots of fun and drinking rather heavily.

As I realised rather forcefully this morning when I congratulated myself on my restraint yesterday.

I genuinely meant it and that was the problem. ‘Cause I’m not sure that most people would consider 13 units of alcohol on a Monday to be a great exercise in restraint…

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Monday, August 18, 2008

So yeah, this rainy Monday morning thing…

Whoever invented it is a fuckwit.

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Friday, August 15, 2008

And yet apparently she was completely sober

I rang my sister on Friday night to check what time she wanted to meet up the next day.

Her “hello” when she answered her mobile was both giggly and hushed.

“What are you up to?” I asked with mock big sister suspicion.

“Ummm… We’re out hunting for smurfs.”

“Pardon?!”

“We’re out in the woods. Looking for smurfs.”

“What?!”

“Smurfs, you know. Little blue men? We’re out looking for them in the woods.”

“Oh.”

I paused for a while.

“I’m not sure they live in the woods of Tunbridge Wells.” I said

“Oh that’s ok. We’re really looking for ghosts anyway. We’re just pretending to look for smurfs so we don’t get scared.”

Logical I suppose…

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